Y’all know I am always looking out for you. I’m of the helpful sort. So, if you haven’t found your Valentine yet, please allow me to offer up these helpful pick-up lines that are sure to help you find ‘the one’ this Valentine’s Day.

• Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
• Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
• Are you French because Eiffel for you.
• Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
• Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
• I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
• There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
• If you were a library book, I would check you out.
• Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us
• If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
• I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
• Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
• Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
• Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
• We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
• Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
• I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
• If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
• How much does a polar beat weigh? Enough to break the ice!
• Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
• Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are… gorgeous!
• If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
• On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need.
• Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
• If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
• Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
• Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
• Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
• Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.
• Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
• Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you.
• Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
• I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you’re the gratest.
• If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
• If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
• Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
• If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
• If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
• Did you swallow magnets? Cause you’re attractive.
• Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
• Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you
• Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
• Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
• You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
• Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
• I’ve seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
• You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
• When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?
• Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
• You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

If you happen to use any of these and the outcome is less than stellar, remember that I am not responsible. If you happen to use any of these and find the love of you life, remember I’m totally responsible and I expect an invitation to the wedding!

Happy Valentine’s Day y’all! I hope that it is filled with all the love and happiness in the world!