Happy Valentine’s Day! I hope your day (and week, and month, and year) are full of all the love you could hope for!

If you haven’t found your Valentine yet, allow me to help! I’ve compiled a list of pick-up lines that are guaranteed* to have the future love of your life fawning all over you before the weekend is out!

My friends bet that I couldn’t get a gorgeous date for Valentine’s Day. Wanna go spend their money with me?

Are you French because Eiffel for you.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I have a feeling that I should take you out for Valentine’s Day as soon as possible.

You’re looking Valen-fine tonight.

This Valentine’s Day let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

Those are nice arms. Could I see how they feel around me?

Are you a keyboard? Because I think you might be just my type.

Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt for Valentine’s Day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your booty is fine, let’s hang out.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.

I’m sorry I didn’t get you chocolates for Valentine’s Day — but if you want something sweet, I’m right here.

You can keep the Hershey’s — I just want a kiss.

Did you sit on a bag of conversation hearts? ’Cause you have a pretty sweet booty.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Quick question: Are you sunburned or are you just always this hot?

Are you a campfire? ’Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.

I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here.

I’m not a hoarder, but I want to keep you forever.

I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents — do you want to be my dime?

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

There ya go! I whole list of USDA Choice Prime Pick-Up Lines. Guaranteed* to make your Valentine’s Day end with a Happily Ever After!

*This is advice is not guaranteed, in any way, shape, or form. As a matter of fact, Webb Weekly and its subsidiaries highly recommend that you ignore any and all pick up lines offered in this article. Webb Weekly will not be held responsible if using any of these lines results in being slapped and/or having a drink thrown in your face. However, on the off, and very low chance that they do work, I do expect an invitation to the wedding!